Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky city where greetings can hold ominous power, you play as an underachieving linguist who stumbles upon a bizarre conspiracy: someone is sending mysterious 'hellos' that trigger strange events across town. As you unravel a web of absurd characters—including a conspiracy theorist barista, a street magician, and a disgruntled dictionary publisher—you must decipher the meanings behind these hellos to stop a comedic disaster from unfolding. Navigate playful dialogue choices, strange encounters, and unexpected twists while racing against time to reveal the person behind the strange greetings and their true intentions.