Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bizarre, dreamlike city where greetings are currency and every hello you encounter sends you spiraling down a rabbit hole of absurdity, you play as Moxie, a sarcastic investigator armed only with a pen, a notebook, and an endless supply of witticisms. Your mission? To uncover the truth behind a cryptic series of hellos that are transforming the residents into quirky, nonsensical versions of themselves. Each interaction you have leads to a different outcome based on the type of greeting, and unraveling the mystery demands navigating a series of surreal scenarios filled with eccentric characters, strange puzzles, and the nods and winks of your own snarky inner monologue. Can you twist the tangled threads of this greeting-filled riddle and return order to the chaos?