Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where greetings seem to have taken on a life of their own, you play as Jess, a down-on-their-luck investigator who must uncover the bizarre origins of the oddly personalized greetings appearing on random items throughout the town. From coffee cups to street signs, every 'hello' has a story, and as you delve into the colorful lives of the townsfolk, you’ll navigate a web of comedic misunderstandings, eccentric characters, and absurd scenarios, unraveling the mystery in a series of hilarious text-based choices that impact your investigation and relationships. Will you get to the bottom of the mystery, or will you get sidetracked by the sheer ridiculousness of it all?