Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as an eccentric professional greeter in a world where greetings are currency. Each day, you face bizarre and unexpected encounters with a colorful array of characters—like a rival greeter from another dimension, a talking cat who believes he's royalty, and an alien ambassador trying to understand human small talk. Your choices determine the fate of these encounters—will you boost your greeting reputation or land yourself in a greeter’s faux pas? With humorous dialogue, silly scenarios, and an outrageous cast, the game challenges you to navigate the social landscape while unlocking hilarious secrets about what 'hello' can really mean.