Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of an awkward yet lovable party planner who has just discovered a cursed greeting card that causes everyone you say 'hello' to misinterpret your intent. As you navigate through a series of outrageous social settings filled with quirky characters, from a cryptic cult to over-enthusiastic clowns, you must decipher and manage the chaos your hellos create. Will you restore peace to your social life or unravel a larger conspiracy that threatens to redefine greetings forever?