Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a professional 'Hello Investigator', tasked with solving the baffling phenomenon of mysterious greetings that have begun to pop up in your town. Strange messages—like 'Hello, what's-up? Who left that here?'—are appearing everywhere, and citizens are confused. You must delve into the colorful lives of eccentric locals, each with their own peculiar backgrounds and hidden motives, to uncover the truth behind these elusive hellos. Unravel the mystery, make absurd choices, and interact with a host of offbeat characters while maintaining your reputation as the go-to investigator for all greeting-related inquiries.