Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every awkward hello... well, I’d still be broke, but at least I’d have great stories!

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In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as a disillusioned phone operator in a world where you're tasked with routing mysteriously cheerful greetings from unknown callers to a bizarre array of recipients. Every 'hello' that comes your way reveals a new person (often eccentric) and their equally strange problems. As you navigate through the absurd requests—like a secret society of cat lovers or a rogue delivery robot—you must choose how to respond, shaping the story with your decisions. The fate of the callers, their quirky friendships, and the city's sanity rests in your hands. Can you untangle the mystery behind these hellos and bring for the right answers, or will chaos reign in this comedic calamitous tale?