Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every weird greeting I heard, I’d still be broke but definitely more confused!

Mystery Comedy-Drama Text Game

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In a quirky, vibrant city where greetings have taken on a life of their own, you play as Ray McGree, an overworked and underappreciated greeting consultant. Your job? To unravel the enigma behind a mysterious series of bizarre 'hellos' that have puzzled the townsfolk. Each greeting leads you through interactive dialogues with eccentric characters, from a philosophy-obsessed barista to a conspiracy theorist delivery driver. With choices affecting the town's quirky dynamics, humor and heartfelt moments collide as you seek to restore the normalcy of social interactions, all while revealing the hilarious truths behind why everyone seems to be yelling different variations of 'hello' at random times.