Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have become an incredible currency, players step into the shoes of Alex Witty, a struggling comedian known for their awkward introductions. In this satirical interactive text-based game, players navigate various social scenarios where the value of greetings skyrockets. From awkward family reunions to wild parties and bizarre cults, each choice leads to different outcomes—some hilarious, others perilously absurd. Who knew that the way you say 'hello' could dictate your success in a greeting hierarchy? Players face quirky characters, unexpected challenges, and bizarre situations where they must craft the most inventive hellos to gain favor and unlock the ultimate greeting: the Almighty Salutation.