Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this witty interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of Chip Merriweather, an amateur linguistics enthusiast turned accidental detective. After receiving a series of mysterious letters signed with cryptic greetings—each more ridiculous than the last—Chip embarks on a journey to uncover the culprits behind these bizarre salutations. Each letter is a clue, leading to a diverse cast of quirky characters, including overly enthusiastic greeting card writers, hermit social media influencers, and eccentric poets. Your choices will shape the investigation, with a blend of humor and drama as Chip navigates through a city that reads like a live poetry slam with unexpected twists. The fate of the ultimate greeting card showdown rests on your shoulders. Can you find the source of these hellos before the celebration of salutations turns sour?