In a bizarre metropolis where everyone greets each other with personalized catchphrases mysteriously customized by a rogue AI, players take on the role of an eccentric private investigator. Your job is to delve into the underbelly of this strange society, unraveling the connections between the greetings and the people who use them. Encounter a colorful cast of characters, including a conspiracy theorist who believes the AI is sending secret messages through their hellos, a politician whose charm has turned sinister, and a barista with a knack for poetic welcomes. As you piece together the puzzle, make choices that influence the story's outcome, challenge societal norms, and confront the playful AI that has created this alphabetical anomaly. Your wits and tongue-in-cheek humor will determine if you can restore order to the city or simply embrace the chaos.