Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the role of a disgraced detective who has lost their touch but regained their sanity after a bizarre event where everyone in town starts greeting each other with random, nonsensical phrases instead of a simple 'hello.' As you embark on a whirlwind journey across your quirky town, you'll gather clues from eccentric locals, untangle a web of miscommunication, and ultimately discover the source of this strange phenomenon. With branching dialogue options and a host of hilariously unforgettable characters, your choices dictate how you’ll restore sanity—or create even more chaos.