In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a quirky linguist named Pip who stumbles upon a peculiar artifact—the 'Hello Stone'—while attending a bizarre festival celebrating greetings from around the world. This seemingly innocuous stone gives you the power to hear and understand every greeting spoken within a 100-mile radius, leading to comedic and dramatic situations as you uncover a conspiracy involving lost languages and a secret society bent on monopolizing the art of hello. Navigate through a town filled with eccentric characters, each with their unique way of greeting the world, as you help them connect and ultimately reveal the mystery behind the artifact's origin. Will you protect the language of hellos or let it fall into the wrong hands?