Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this zany interactive text-based game, you play as a washed-up private detective named Max Bumbler who gets embroiled in a mystery unlike any other. Set in a quirky city where every citizen must greet each other with a specific, bizarre hello, it’s up to you to uncover the origins of the chaotic greetings that have suddenly gone awry. Navigate through a hilarious variety of characters—from melodramatic street performers to conspiracy-theorist baristas—all while piecing together a web of clues that lead you into an outlandish plot that could change the very fabric of social greetings. As Max, you’ll use your dubious detective skills, sharp wit, and a bit of unintentional charm to solve puzzles and engage in comedic dialogue as you explore the city’s most eccentric spots.