Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this hilarious and enigmatic interactive text-based game, you step into the shoes of Ace Hughs, a quirky greetings card writer who suddenly finds themselves the unwitting guardian of a bizarre collection of greeting cards—each with a personality of its own. As Ace, you must navigate through a series of ludicrous social scenarios where these cards come to life, delivering their outrageous messages at the worst possible times. Players will uncover the mystery behind the origin of these cards while deciphering cryptic clues and engaging in witty banter with both inanimate objects and eccentric characters. Your goal? To determine who 'owns' these bizarre hellos and, just maybe, discover your own path to connection in a world where sincerity is hilariously overrated.