Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hellos could kill, I’d be the reigning champion of awkward introductions.

Mystery Dark Humor Text Game

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In a world where every greeting spoken transforms reality, you play as Max, an eccentric linguist who stumbles into a linguistic anomaly during a routine language study. People are mysteriously losing their voices, replaced by random greetings from alternate dimensions. Your mission is to trace these hellos back to their origins, uncover the absurd truths behind them, and ultimately confront a rogue greeting that wants to take over humanity's ability to communicate. Prepare for witty dialogue, unexpected encounters, and baffling mysteries in this interactive text-based adventure that will leave you questioning the power of words!