Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Welcome to the quirky town of No-Thank-Youville, where greetings are a serious business. In this interactive text-based game, you play as Charlie Blunder, a hapless town investigator who stumbles upon an escalating crisis: someone's been botching hellos, causing social chaos! People are responding to 'Hello!' with 'Goodbye!', turning friendships into feuds. As Charlie, you must navigate through a series of hilariously absurd encounters with the townsfolk, each with their own greeting-related grievances. Solve the mystery behind the compromised hellos, complete quirky tasks, and gather clues across unusual locales—from the Gossip Gazebo to the Salty Dog diner—which are filled with wacky characters and bizarre secrets. Will you uncover the identity of the 'Hello Bandit' before the town erupts in a full-blown social disaster?