Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Greetings, Earthling! Can I interest you in a mystery that’s totally out-of-this-world?

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In a quirky, offbeat town where greetings are regarded as serious business, you play as the newly appointed 'Hello Inspector.' Tasked with investigating the mystery of vanishings that coincide with the sudden loss of traditional hellos, you must uncover the identities behind a series of bizarre greetings left in their wake. Choose your dialogue wisely as you interact with eccentric townsfolk, each hiding secrets behind their peculiar salutations. From a grumpy librarian who only greets in Shakespearean verse to a conspiracy theorist convinced hellos are government-coded messages, the game is filled with humor, witty banter, and unexpected plot twists, as you race against time to save the social fabric of your town!