Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you step into the shoes of a hapless greeting card writer named Jamie. Stranded in a zany parallel universe where every 'hello' you use triggers bizarre and wild scenarios, your task is to uncover the source of these strange hellos. As you navigate through a series of comedic encounters—from over-the-top characters to improbable situations—you'll piece together the mystery while crafting the perfect greetings for each ludicrous circumstance. Will you discover who’s behind these odd hellos or become the unwitting star of your own nonsensical greeting card show?