Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where the greeting 'hello' has become mysteriously valuable, players take on the role of an eccentric linguist and private detective named Sam P. Lingua. The game begins with a series of bizarre events: well-meaning individuals start losing their voices, and ominous letters hint at a black market for stolen greetings. Dive through a comedic and darkly absurd storyline where you must gather clues, interview quirky suspects, and unravel the conspiracy behind the vanishing hellos. Navigate witty dialogue trees, solve riddles that play on language, and uncover the truth — all while trying to keep your own greeting intact and your humor sharp.