Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are a form of currency, players step into the shoes of Sam, a broke and sarcastic barista who accidentally stumbles upon an underground society built around the trading of unique hellos. Each greeting has a backstory, a history, and a price tag. Players must navigate through wacky towns, confront eccentric characters, and solve quirky puzzles to discover the truth about the mysterious 'Hello Consortium.' Uncover the secrets of these hellos while embracing humor and outlandish situations. Can you rise to the top of the societal ladder, or will you be left with nothing but a stale, overused greeting?