Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

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Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Step into the quirky, chaotic world of protagonist Max, a washed-up actor with a peculiar ability to overhear the bizarre hellos of people in bizarre situations. After an accidental eavesdrop exposes a clandestine society that communicates in coded greetings, Max finds himself diving headfirst into a mix of comedy and intrigue. Players will guide Max through witty dialogues, puzzling encounters, and eccentric characters, all while trying to unravel the mystery behind the society’s secretive greetings—each leading to a more absurd revelation than the last. Will Max crack the case of the hellos before they crack him?