Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky city where everyone greets you with mysterious and bizarre phrases instead of simple 'hellos', you play as an eccentric detective on a mission to uncover the origins of these strange salutations. As you explore various neighborhoods, you'll unravel a web of humorous yet convoluted conspiracies involving peculiar characters — a retired magician, a group of conspiracy theorists, and even a talking pet parrot who claims to know ancient languages. Each encounter leads you to piece together the city’s odd history, while also collecting quirky hellos to use in your quest. Will you solve the mystery of the hellos, write your own catchy greeting, or simply end up confused and surrounded by absurdity?