Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hellos are gone, then how the hell do we say goodbye?

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky, almost surreal city where all greetings mysteriously disappear, players take on the role of a cynical private investigator named Quinn Cash. Quinn has been hired by a distraught Hello Whisperer — a quirky profession dedicated to crafting personalized greetings — who has a vested interest in finding out why nobody can say 'hello' anymore. As Quinn, players will navigate through bizarre districts filled with eccentric characters, unraveling the truth behind the vanishing hellos while juggling absurd situations, humorous dialogue, and unexpected twists. Along the way, players must collect clues, engage in offbeat interactions, and confront both the absurdities of society and their own mistrust of friendliness.