In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a washed-up private detective named Samwho, who finds themselves in a bizarre town where every greeting thrown at you comes from uncanny, mysterious sources. Throughout your journey, you'll interact with quirky townsfolk, uncover bizarre secrets behind their peculiar hellos, and solve the mystery of the infamous 'Screaming Salutations.' Complete with comical dialogue choices and unexpected plot twists, each decision you make will lead to an array of wild outcomes as you race against time to stop the chaos stemming from well-intentioned but utterly awkward salutes.