In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Zed, a snarky greeting card writer who uncovers a peculiar mystery when a batch of greeting cards mysteriously arrives at his doorstep, each with strange and cryptic messages. The cards appear to be part of a larger conspiracy involving a hidden society known as the Greeting Guardians, whose mission is to ensure heartfelt messages are delivered to those who need them most. As Zed embarks on a quirky quest through his eccentric neighborhood, he interacts with an array of vibrant characters—from an overly enthusiastic mime to a conspiracy-theorizing barista—all while collecting clues and piecing together the connection between the cards, the people they were meant for, and the bizarre happenings around town. Can Zed redraw the lines between humor and heartfelt emotion, or will he be lost in a pun-derful whirlwind of chaos?