Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, players assume the role of a sarcastic private investigator named Max Goodwrench, who specializes in deciphering bizarre social situations that involve over-the-top greetings. When a small town is suddenly plagued by wildly inconsistent and extravagant greetings (think synchronized dance numbers and overly emotional bear hugs), it's up to you to unravel the convoluted web of hellos that are tearing the community apart. Navigate through humorous dialogues, eccentric townsfolk, and mysterious greeting cards filled with clues. You'll need to solve puzzles, gather intel, and decide who is responsible for the uproarious whirlwind of greetings ravaging the town—all while keeping your wits and sense of humor intact!