Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If each ‘hello’ could kill, I’d be out of business—oh wait, I might be!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quaint town where every resident mysteriously greets you with their own peculiarized version of 'hello,' it’s your job to unravel the string of deaths surrounding these odd greetings. You are a washed-up detective with an over-the-top personality who finds humor in chaos and tragedy. Each wrong guess or misplaced idea leads to more bizarre 'hellos' that deepen the mystery, revealing a web of quirky personalities, secret societies, and zany plots. Players will need to interact with offbeat townsfolk, engage in witty banter, and uncover the chilling truth beneath the laughs as they make choices that shape the outcome of the game. Prep your detective hat and wit; things are about to get hilariously turned upside down.