Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Felix Witty, a quirky private investigator in a world where greetings have unexpectedly become the most valued currency. When a mysterious wave of strange greetings begins to sweep through the city, citizens are left confused, laughing, and in chaos. As Felix, you must navigate this hilarious and dramatic landscape, interviewing eccentric characters to uncover the origin of these bizarre salutations. Each interaction leads you deeper into a web of puns, misunderstandings, and hidden motives, all while participating in outrageous questlines including a competitive 'hello-off' and an underground greeting society. Can you solve the mystery of the hellos before the city is turned upside down, laughing uncontrollably?