Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If greetings could kill, I’d be a lethal weapon… with a terrible social life.

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In a quirky, alternative universe where greetings hold magical powers, you play as an undercover 'Hello Investigator'. Your mission? To unravel the mystery of an enigmatic figure who has hijacked common greetings across the land, causing chaos and confusion. As you traverse vibrant realms—from the sleepy town of Chatville to the loud district of Hellotropolis—you'll collect whispers, interrogate eccentrically-named characters, and piece together clues hidden in everyday conversations. Uncover secrets that lead to a showdown with the ultimate Greeting Bandit and restore the wittiness of hellos once and for all.