Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Who needs 'hello' when you can say 'what the heck?'

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In this offbeat text-based adventure, you play as a jaded detective in a city where the very residents' greetings are mysteriously vanishing. One minute they were polite, the next - silence. Your mission? Unravel the absurdity behind these stolen greetings before the city's social fabric unravels completely. With quirky characters, zany dialogue options, and unexpected twists, you'll navigate through bizarre situations involving a rogue greeting thief, an overly enthusiastic group of penguin enthusiasts, and a covert society of mime artists. Choose your approach – will you charm, confront, or confuse your way to the truth?