Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every misguided greeting, I'd have... well, not enough to buy a decent cup of coffee.

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In a quirky town renowned for its outlandish greetings and puzzling introductions, you play as a sardonic investigative journalist who notices a growing trend of mysteriously disappearing 'hellos.' As you delve deeper into the town's eccentric community, you'll interact with an array of peculiar characters, each with their own unique salutations and secrets. Collect clues, piece together the history of these greetings, and uncover the absurd conspiracy threatening the very fabric of how people connect. With the option to change your tone and approach to conversations, the game adapts to your choices, allowing for various outcomes based on how you charm, annoy, or bewilder the locals.