Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world waiting for the perfect 'hello', I've got a lifetime supply of awkward handshakes!

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Dive into a quirky, slightly dystopian world where social interactions have become a terrifying art form. You play as Max, an over-enthusiastic yet painfully awkward greeting connoisseur in a city enveloped in an unusual silence. When an anonymous 'Greeting Guru' starts leaving bizarre, ironically-worded greetings in public spaces, people become obsessed with figuring out the author’s identity. Max takes it upon themselves to unravel the mystery, navigating through a web of bizarre locations—from a shady underground greeting club to a library where no one speaks. Along the way, you'll encounter cunning rivals, eccentric mentors, and possibly save the world from the fate of permanently awkward hellos. Your choices dictate how you engage with each character, leading to multiple endings filled with humor and chaos.