In a world where every greeting carries a hidden agenda, you play as a disgraced greeting card writer named Max, who stumbles upon a conspiracy revolving around the mysterious disappearance of well-known 'hellos'—phrases that have mysteriously vanished from the public consciousness. As you interact with an array of quirky characters and explore surreal locations themed around social greetings, you must solve puzzles and gather clues to discover the identity of the Greeting Thief. Your journey blends dark humor with clever wordplay, resulting in bizarre conversations and unique gameplay mechanics where every interaction has consequences. Can you unravel the truth before the next 'hello' fades into obscurity?