Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Lane, a washed-up greeting card writer who inexplicably finds themselves in an alternate dimension where every conversation begins with a unique, absurd greeting. As Lane navigates a bizarre world filled with quirky characters—each with their own ridiculous customs and over-the-top salutations—they must unlock the secrets of this realm while trying to find a way back home. Players will engage in witty dialogues, face dramatic choices, and uncover side stories about friendship, identity, and the utter randomness of small talk. Can Lane learn to embrace the chaos of conversation and understand whose hellos truly matter?