Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

“If these hellos were a greeting card, they'd come with a warning label!”

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In this quirky, offbeat text-based adventure, you play as a hapless mail carrier in a town where every letter, postcard, and package mysteriously bears a greeting that you're convinced was never sent. As you navigate through a series of bizarre encounters with eccentric townsfolk, your goal is to uncover the origins of these unsolicited hellos. Each greeting leads you on a side quest that reveals humorous secrets, strange relationships, and the occasional absurd occurrence, challenging your wit and intuition. The game boasts branching narratives where choices truly matter, leading to multiple endings based on how well you decipher the enigmatic hellos and connect the dots in this charmingly creepy community.