Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hellos could kill, I’d be a real conversational assassin!

Mystery Comedy-Drama Text Game

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In a quirky little town where strangers greet each other with nonsensical hellos, you play as a curious detective with a penchant for the absurd. As you unravel the tangled web of bizarre greetings, you discover a hidden society that holds the key to everyone's strange behavior. Your mission is to navigate social interactions, decode cryptic phrases from the locals, and uncover the truth behind the odd mystery of the missing hellos. Choices you make will lead to hilarious misunderstandings, heartfelt connections, and outrageous recommendations for how to say 'hi' in different dimensions!