Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If greetings are an art, I'm about to become a Picasso of awkwardness!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as Max, a struggling comedian who stumbles upon a mysterious underground society that communicates solely through intricate greetings. When one of these bizarre salutation rituals goes awry, you must unravel the true meaning behind the greetings while balancing your stand-up gigs. Each choice leads you deeper into the labyrinth of quirky characters, each with their own obscure backstory and comedic rivalry. Can you decode the greetings and save the night, or will you fail to deliver the punchline?