Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a cynical private investigator in a bustling city known for its bizarre occurrences. One day, you receive an anonymous letter filled with cryptic greetings—'Hello' and 'Howdy'— that could either be a prank or a clue leading to a missing person. As you navigate this comedic mystery, you’ll interview a cast of eccentric characters, decipher their unique slang, and navigate social faux pas in this dialogue-driven experience. Along the way, you'll confront the absurdities of modern greetings and their origins, uncovering a plot that takes a turn for the outrageous as you decide whose hellos matter most.