Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dollar for every mystery I’ve solved, I’d still be broke—thanks, capitalism!

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In a quirky small town where everyone seems to know each other but no one really does, you play as a fledgling private investigator tasked with solving the bizarre case of an anonymous greeting card delivered to everyone in town. Each card contains a cryptic message, and as you interact with a colorful cast of characters—from the town's conspiracy theorist to the overly enthusiastic mayor—you must navigate through their strange mannerisms, absurd secrets, and unexpected alliances to uncover the truth. The fate of your investigative career and the town's peculiar relationships hinges on your choices, leading to multiple comedic endings based on how well you manage to piece together the clues.