Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

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You play as Max, an unsuspecting barista at a quirky, offbeat café that becomes the epicenter of bizarre social experiments every afternoon. In this interactive text-based adventure, you'll navigate through a series of increasingly ridiculous situations involving eccentric customers who each have their own peculiar ways of saying hello. Max must decipher their greetings, respond appropriately, and maintain the café’s reputation while dealing with the comedic fallout of misunderstandings. Success leads to hilarious interactions and surprise plot twists, while failure results in uproarious disasters, turning each day at the cafe into an unpredictable escapade.