Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a quirky, down-on-their-luck private investigator named Jordan Witt, who stumbles upon a strange case while searching for a missing pet iguana. The twist? Each lead comes with a greeting card featuring bizarre messages and hellos that hint at false identities, hidden secrets, and a web of connections that spirals out of control. As you dive deeper into the lives of the card senders, unraveling their connections and motives through interactive dialogue and humorous choices, you must solve the case before your reputation—and your rent—appear in the same graveyard of faded memories. This text-based game pushes players to piece together clues while enjoying unexpected humor and a charming narrative.