Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I wanted my hellos to be this weird, I’d just talk to my plants!

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In a quirky town where greetings have been mysteriously hijacked, you play as Max, a disgruntled librarian whose normal life is upended when people start greeting each other with bizarre, nonsensical salutations. With each encounter, you must unravel the mystery of who is altering the town's greetings and why. As you interact with colorful characters—from the eccentric mayor to the conspiracy-theorist barista—you unravel clues, lead absurd interrogations, and create unique combinations of phrases to restore order. The storyline branches based on your choices, leading to multiple endings that explore themes of community and communication.