Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dime for every awkward silence, I’d be richer than the guy who invented small talk!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bizarre town where everyone has mysteriously forgotten how to greet each other, players take on the role of a witty detective armed with only their sarcasm and a knack for solving absurd puzzles. As they explore quirky shops, interrogate eccentric townsfolk, and uncover the root of the 'greeting amnesia,' players must piece together the town's hilarious history. With each revelation, the stakes rise, culminating in a showdown against the town's enigmatic mayor, who may have more than just forgetfulness up their sleeve.