Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, surreal town where greetings are a precious currency, you play as a struggling 'hello trader.' Your mission? To unearth the mystery behind a series of bizarre, unauthorized hellos appearing around town. Navigate through eccentric characters—from the conspiracy theorist cat lady to the melancholic poet who only talks in riddles. Each choice you make will alter the course of your investigations in this branching narrative, leading to multiple bizarre and hilarious outcomes. Unlock new greetings, form odd friendships, and confront the shadowy figure behind the 'hello heist' as you grapple with questions of identity, acceptance, and what it truly means to greet someone.