Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a whimsical world where every individual is only defined by their unique greeting, a sudden wave of bizarre hellos begins to disrupt the town's peaceful atmosphere. You play as a snarky investigator tasked with uncovering the source of these strange salutations. As you interact with quirky townsfolk, gather clues, and piece together a puzzle that leads to an outrageous comedic conclusion, your choices determine who is behind this greeting-gone-wrong. Will you unravel the mystery of 'who's hellos these are,' or find yourself greeting a rollercoaster of absurd events?