Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every awkward hello I’ve botched, I could afford the therapy for my social anxiety!

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Step into the chaotic world of social interactions as you navigate a series of absurd and unpredictable scenarios driven by misplaced greetings. In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as an unwitting socialite who accidentally stumbles into a rival greeting mafia, where miscommunication breeds chaos and hilarity. Journey through a backdrop of flamboyant parties, quirky neighborhoods, and bizarre greeting rituals while choosing the right responses to build alliances or rivalries. Will you rise to the top of the greeting game, or will you become just another misunderstood hello?