Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the chaotic life of Sam Wicker, a down-on-their-luck private investigator in a bizarre city where every conversation unfolds like a twisted joke. Your mission? To uncover the truth behind a mysterious influx of bizarre greetings that have left citizens confused and paranoid. As you navigate a web of eccentric characters—each with their own wacky reasons for giving unsolicited hellos—you must piece together clues that lead to the heart of this greeting epidemic. Will you unravel the mystery or will you find yourself tangled in the absurdity? Choices matter, conversations become confrontations, and every decision can either lead you to the truth or into someone’s ridiculous plot.