Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hellos had wings, I'd have a flock of Flockers!

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In a quirky dystopian world where greetings have become the most powerful currency, you play as a disgraced former master of social etiquette, plying your way through a society obsessed with saying the 'perfect' hello. Players must navigate a series of bizarre scenarios, from greeting contests and etiquette trials to unexpected encounters with eccentric characters who challenge your wit and wisdom. Your choices affect your reputation in social standings and influence your journey to reclaim your title as the ultimate Hello Master by solving the mystery behind the infamous 'Hellostrophe' — a phenomenon where hellos become sentient and start taking up lives of their own. Prepare for absurd situations, unexpected humor, and a playful exploration of social norms that make you question, whose hellos are truly worth your time?