Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as Max, a disgruntled office worker who has been mysteriously tasked with uncovering the source of a series of bizarre greetings popping up around the office – from 'Hello!' to bizarre phrases like 'Howdy, Partner!' that seem to have no logical origin. As you navigate through the surrealistic office environment, interact with oddball coworkers, and uncover secrets hidden in coffee breaks and sentient staplers, you must contend with a malfunctioning AI assistant who provides both helpful hints and comically bad advice. Your goal? Unravel the mystery of the unsolicited hellos before they drive you mad or worse, make you the poster child for workplace insanity. Each choice you make influences the eccentric characters you meet and the absurd challenges you face, leading to dozens of hilarious outcomes, twists, and an epilogue that will leave you questioning your sanity and your office etiquette.